JOKES

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi ke maare
kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.

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Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration
of many men for the criticism of one man!

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Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.

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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

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A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck.
The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

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A boy on Date With Gal in BMW.

Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

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Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands..

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Excellence is an option that is renewable.

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Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day.
When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood,
it leaves a red mark on his forehead!