SARAR JOKES

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto.... driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife... go & sit back i will drive the auto... ================================ 1 SARDAR, PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE =============================== WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A SARDAR & A DONKEY BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROWN UP ======================================== SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA 2ND SARDAR: wo kaise? 1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. ========================================= Sardar declares: . . . I will never marry in my life&. . . . . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . . ========================================= SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . ========================================== SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? 2ND- Gold ring de de 1ST- koi badi cheez bata 2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. . ========================================== A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ========================================== sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai, friend: acha wo kaise? Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! ====================================== Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai.. mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga, sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.. ===================================== Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha. He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon? yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai.. ====================================== Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet. He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated & say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai! ===================================== Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..?? So.. santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.. ========================================= Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!.. ============================================= Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI. ============================================= Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai ============================================= Banta: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! ======================================== What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. ======================================= Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! ======================================= Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.