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Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?A. Terms are different ... nothing more ]************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Q. What is JFC ?A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?A. Send it through courier.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?A. Non living things can't communicate.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. What is meant by flickering ?A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. Explain RMI Architecture?A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. What is the use of Servlets ?A. In hotels, they can replace servers.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. When is update method called ?A. Who is update method?************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. What is JAR file ?A. File that can be kept inside a jar.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. What is JINI ?A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?A. I will give invitation.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. What is serialization ?A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast
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