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Saturday, August 23, 2008

VEHAM

VEHAM






Teacher : Sach aur Veham main kya farak hai?

Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.


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Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,

Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.


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Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.

Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.


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