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A businessman was confined to the for treatment of a minor
> malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of
> himself, irritating both staff and the other patients,
> demanding attention and expecting his every order to be
> followed immediately. He was in a six-man ward rather than a
> private room, his meals were too cold or not served to suit
> his taste, the light needed to be adjusted to his demands,
> the nighttime activities interfered with his rest... and on,
> and on. He order his nurses around as if they were his
> employees.One morning the head nnurse entered his room and
> announced, 'I have to take your temperature.'After
> complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,
> crossed his arms and opened his mouth.'No, I am sorry,
> the nurse stated, 'but for this reading, I can`t use an
> oral thermometer.' This started another round of
> complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his
> bottom.After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he
> heard her announce, 'I have to get something. Now you
> stay just like that until I get back!'She left the door
> to his room open on her way out, and he cursed under his
> breath as he heard people walking past his door
> laughing.After almost an half an hour, the man`s doctor came
> into the room. 'What`s going on here?' asked the
> doctor.Angrily, the man answers, 'What`s the matter,
> Doctor? Haven`t you ever seen someone having their
> temperature taken?''Yes,' said the doctor.
> 'But never with a rose!