From:
"rajesh nikalje"
To:
ilesh_panchasara@rediffmail.com, hemant22gajakos@yahoo.co.in
Cc:
anjali_putu@yahoo.co.in
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul
arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter
himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get
settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely
enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far
and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just
let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher
orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day
in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an
eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to
stay in Heaven", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with
that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went
down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself
stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the
distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her
friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well
dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed
her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an
excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she
enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who
was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time
telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before
she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved
goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and
opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for
her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent
the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and
singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up
and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and
you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," The
woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd
say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I
had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the
elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the
doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate
wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed
in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The
Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't
understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a
golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had
a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends
look miserable." The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
... ... ... ... ... .... .... .... .... .... ....
.... .... ..... .... .... .... ....
.... .... .... .... ..... "Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're an Employee"
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