Duniya Gol Hai:-----

Duniya Gol Hai:----- Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.! Duniya Gol Hai.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke bole "koi antim ichcha?" sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baitha... Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dhunda hai.. Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kahan abhi to sirf PLOT kharida hai... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls. Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls.. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do. Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga. Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga -------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks. Sardar: CHAKLI Kitni different & tasty hai! Neighbour: woh CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..? Duniya Gol Hai:----- Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.! Duniya Gol Hai.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke bole "koi antim ichcha?" sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baitha... Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dhunda hai.. Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kahan abhi to sirf PLOT kharida hai... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls. Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls.. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do. Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga. Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga -------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks. Sardar: CHAKLI Kitni different & tasty hai! Neighbour: woh CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?