ULTIMATE FAMILY PROBLEM

Two men,1 American and an Indian were sittin in a bar drinkin shot after
shot.The Indian said to the American,"You know my parents are 4cing me to
get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even
met once.We call it arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I
don'tlove...I told them that openly and now hve a hell lot of family problems"

The American said,"Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story.I
married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple
of
years,my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became
my
son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.My daughter is my mother
and
my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son.My son is my
father's brother and so he my uncle.Situations turned worse
when my father had a
son.Now my father's son ie. my brother is my grandson.Ultimately,I've becom
my
own grand father and I'm my own grandson.And u say you have family
problems..Now
give me a Break!..