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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

EINSTEIN,EINSTEIN

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room isnot yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We arevery sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share theroom with others" he is told by the doorman.
Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no needto make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. Theyenter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See,Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!""Why that's wonderful!" Says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"
"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!""Why that's wonderful!" Says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"
"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!""That Wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"
Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it."I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 70."
Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think the stockmarket is headed?"

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